suspendedpaper:

So remember when I read The Fault In Our Stars and eye-rolled my way all the way through it? It gives me some solace that Augustus’s “quirky yet thoughtful” habit of holding unlit cigarettes is either taken from Manhattan, or accidentally similar to Manhattan.

I’m reblogging this bc yeah John Green’s not original 

suspendedpaper:

So remember when I read The Fault In Our Stars and eye-rolled my way all the way through it? It gives me some solace that Augustus’s “quirky yet thoughtful” habit of holding unlit cigarettes is either taken from Manhattan, or accidentally similar to Manhattan.

I’m reblogging this bc yeah John Green’s not original 

It makes me kind of sad that I can’t reference the yellow king anymore and still be topical

I’m still laughing about that video where confused children are trying to dance to a GYBE song but I don’t feel like finding it

so yeah my roommate and i were on tinder the other day for laughs and there was a guy whose profile said “hummus is the ice cream for the soul”