I miss when everyone was listening to Fiona Apple circa 2012 

My dad refers to Angel Olsen as “the girl who sounds like Daniel Johnston” and although I don’t see that at all, I am very proud that my dad at least knows who both of them are 

omg people need to quit it w/ that “why you shouldn’t send your kid to an ivy league” article. Bc 1. I don’t care about your kid  2. I don’t care about ivy league 3. PLEASE don’t give ivy league kids a reason to justify their privilege or talk about themselves in general because ultimately 4. I don’t care, go back to posting “Which 90’s Floral Print Are You?” quizzes from Buzzfeed

today i found a beehive in my bathroom and i got stung by a hornet on my foot but not in my bathroom so it’s been a weird day

i’m still reeling about the spider in my phone thing but that’s just me at least i mostly text anyway

A SPIDER CRAWLED INTO THE HEADPHONE JACK IN MY IPHONE AND I SCREAMED AND MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS LYING SO I MADE MY DAD DEAL WITH IT AND HE SCREAMED BC HE SAW A SPIDER IN MY IPHONE AND I WASN’T LYING AND SO HE GOT THE SPIDER OUT WITH TWEEZERS WHICH IS REALLY GROSS BUT IT WAS TOO FAST AND HE COULDN’T KILL IT AND NOW I’M SCARED THAT IT’S HEADED FOR MY PHONE AGAIN