Suspended Paper

How is it only Monday. Stop it. 

(I guess I’m addressing time here, but it’s pretty nebulous.  To, you know, make it relatable for all readers who also share my distaste for Mondays, and who dislike particularly hectic schedules.  Keepin’ real ‘012.)

(I’m tired.  I get increasingly verbose as well as colloquial when I’m fatigued. It’s an anomalous combination, bro.)